Sunday, June 13, 2004
The sad thing is, these quotes were actually said...
1. Teacher: "When was the last time you were grounded?"
Student: "Kase, binuksan ko yung ref, tapos basa yung kamay ko..."
2. "This is the first time I am with three prettiest in one room."
3. A customer was standing in line at an italian fast food. He called for the food attendant's attention while pointing at the stuffed pizza.
Customer: "Miss, ano'ng filling?"
Attendant: "Ah, ok lang ako."
4. "It controils ole."
5. A guy was trying to impress his date by pretending to be into golf as well.
Girl: "What's your handicap?"
Guy (a bit flustered): "My right eye can't see."
6. Call center interview.
Interviewer: "What is your pet peeve?"
Applicant (With hand "swimming" gesture): "Hehe. Oscar, my pis."
7. "Yung favorite movie ko, yung 'Love Story', starring Warren Beauty."
8. Beauty Pageant host: "And the 'Best in Friendly' goes to..."
9. Question and answer portion at a provincial beauty pageant.
Judge: "What do you think is the greatest weapon of women against men?"
Contestant: "Prayer."
10.Talk show featuring local beauty queens.
Host: "What do you think is your greatest achievement?"
Beauty Queen: "My family."
Suddenly, I'm dizzy.
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